I’m Droppin’ Babies Like Hot Rhymes…
April 30, 2009 by Lara
Filed under My Diabetes
Alright, I know that title is completely corny and stupid, but hey… It’s Spring and I’m feelin’ corny and stupid.
So on my last post about my diabetes battle, where I mentioned that I’d “only” lost 7 pounds, a beautiful reader by the name of kirwin left a comment that totally put some things in perspective for me:
I know it’s not the numbers you were hoping for but seven pounds is seven pounds. Consider this: that’s a newborn baby. You did AWESOME, and you are heading in the right direction.
Keep it up. It’s the tortoise that wins the race.
To that end, because I’ve never in my life thought of measuring weight loss to the weight of your average, healthy baby… and because one of my dreams in life is to be a mom… I’ve decided to add the “baby meter” in a way that’s unlike any other baby meter you’ve seen!
I’m going to be naming these babies… and sending them out in the world to live outside my body! Once you give birth, you can’t put the baby back in. You have to name the baby. I see it like I’ve been nurturing these babies far longer than a normal pregnancy… in fact, it’s been about 18 years, so they’re due to get a life of their own, outside my body!
I’d like to introduce you to my first born…
Meet Elardabeth! She was the first 7 pound baby born during my battle against diabetes. Thanks kid, but you’re on your own now!
So for those of you who got to this page by clicking on the “What’s with all the babies?” link on the home page, now you know! I’ll be updating this page with all the babies and their names, every 7 pounds I lose!
Babies I’ve Set Free
Elardabeth
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This happens to be the first thing I clicked on this morning, so thanks for starting me off with a laugh. Elardabeth = awesome.
Love it! What a great idea. Can’t wait to hear the name of the next one…
Haha thanks for the feedback!
@Writer Dad – I’m glad I made you chuckle this morning! Thanks for the feedback on the name… as you may know, naming your babies is such a hard task for some!
@Sarah Mae – I’m still thinking on that… Rumor has it that it’s gonna be a boy baby!
Hilarious. May Elardabeth have a long and happy, independent life.
What an awesome idea, nice work kirwan!
Congrautulations on your first baby (love the name) and all the best for many more to come! Thanks for the giggle this morning :)
That is super cute =D
Thanks Berni, Rachel, and darya!
I may start a voting system for people to recommend the next fat baby names!
I love this! Thanks for the laugh. I’d suggest Porker (Parker) for a boy name.
Lara,
This is hilarious! You’ve taken it to a whole new level! ; )
I’m glad to have helped.
Now I’m going to be thinking of names all day. (I’ve been absent, because I’m working on making the switch to Wordpress — thanks for the advice.)
BTW, since you’re dropping babies and all, “Happy Mutha’s Day!”
xo